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Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53804943966508,"sku":"32574864004378559398","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53804943999276,"sku":"18854178452022211544","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53804944032044,"sku":"28284503484334467946","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53804944064812,"sku":"19127809880280681438","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53804944097580,"sku":"30107399688573098173","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53804944130348,"sku":"27617116303773088074","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53804944163116,"sku":"31124085149455057286","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53804944195884,"sku":"93964200892406155648","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804944228652,"sku":"15737537790596610014","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53804944261420,"sku":"31386847199925224307","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804944294188,"sku":"14345156535222879434","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53804944326956,"sku":"25344101946278619259","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804944359724,"sku":"28093626373479577734","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53804944392492,"sku":"80669620898733932030","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804944425260,"sku":"20090187253682272026","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53804944458028,"sku":"31953603102666653125","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804944490796,"sku":"25089871284842006636","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53804944523564,"sku":"33335963653790665858","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/17147675074353805911_2048.jpg?v=1787304708","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/im-afraid-of-women-its-true-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}