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Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53801440608556,"sku":"39428383526582570767","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53801440641324,"sku":"27808722989160842214","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53801440674092,"sku":"62341079459134991508","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53801440706860,"sku":"29986095242925236029","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53801440739628,"sku":"76413335125758010446","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53801440772396,"sku":"83376541116243811665","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53801440805164,"sku":"20169323440548839315","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53801440837932,"sku":"18672423992649822360","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801440870700,"sku":"29546001875649944633","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53801440903468,"sku":"48324853440130310083","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801440936236,"sku":"53600641812924459282","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53801440969004,"sku":"58113197445946745509","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801441001772,"sku":"83447329024751874527","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53801441034540,"sku":"13702055032840411160","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801441067308,"sku":"22924970047764832605","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53801441100076,"sku":"15864434519109541024","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801441132844,"sku":"18189469424113811221","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53801441165612,"sku":"22726262617484895899","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/10801934322920015475_2048.jpg?v=1787228524","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/if-you-dont-want-a-sarcastic-answer-dont-ask-a-stupid-question-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}