{"product_id":"id-love-to-but-my-dog-said-no-shirt","title":"I'd Love To But My Dog Said No Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eI'd Love To But My Dog Said No is printed on the back of an oversized heavyweight tee — the kind people read from across the room and then ask you where you got it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA funny dog mom shirt with a quote that does the talking for you. Big back print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it with baggy jeans for brunch, girls night, a concert, or an errand run that turns into a whole outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny gift for her, for a best friend, or for a sister who would have said it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53801553330476,"sku":"24455765185329211608","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53801553363244,"sku":"86603601485467466216","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53801553396012,"sku":"17451257227760557122","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53801553428780,"sku":"56191374157186989445","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53801553461548,"sku":"31333864454911854586","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53801553494316,"sku":"10163077397999828247","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53801553527084,"sku":"21913635975538292000","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53801553559852,"sku":"18946022427144548760","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801553592620,"sku":"29184712144743638749","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53801553625388,"sku":"17850156460362853633","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801553658156,"sku":"24071022398178604167","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53801553690924,"sku":"96686520688179481169","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801553723692,"sku":"13431669965177138063","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53801553756460,"sku":"22217579863319970086","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801553789228,"sku":"18928626269852141522","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53801553821996,"sku":"64029974033610339740","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801553854764,"sku":"22051030413314860425","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53801553887532,"sku":"13397696547310799141","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/10336771197656830099_2048.jpg?v=1787230117","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/id-love-to-but-my-dog-said-no-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}