{"product_id":"i-told-ya-shirt","title":"I Told Ya. Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e“I Told Ya.” is printed on the back of an oversized heavyweight tee — the kind people read from across the room and then ask you where you got it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny quote shirts with a quote that does the talking for you. Big back print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it with baggy jeans for brunch, girls night, a concert, or an errand run that turns into a whole outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny gift for her, for a best friend, or for a sister who would have said it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53804957991212,"sku":"24949184818467116726","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53804958023980,"sku":"13006116560347021020","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53804958056748,"sku":"25835169448597118468","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53804958089516,"sku":"76259227504650226641","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53804958122284,"sku":"21934651950731359064","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53804958155052,"sku":"30019470210472278461","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53804958187820,"sku":"43179040403663484803","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53804958220588,"sku":"13319904724266016797","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804958253356,"sku":"29944962292254787217","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53804958286124,"sku":"44890533803878121659","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804958318892,"sku":"33248425167540714396","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53804958351660,"sku":"29856996186350876995","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804958384428,"sku":"44548517083022175978","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53804958417196,"sku":"25607855378827561803","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804958449964,"sku":"60372212355890888956","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53804958482732,"sku":"10463714320492690070","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804958515500,"sku":"12415702649514833491","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53804958548268,"sku":"99531962345099476915","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/2519692293893078367_2048.jpg?v=1787305436","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/i-told-ya-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}