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Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53801547235628,"sku":"27139623170775505161","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53801547268396,"sku":"15094837490522883235","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53801547301164,"sku":"17947831889303263061","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53801547333932,"sku":"55205820743853343082","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53801547366700,"sku":"17183898889881565921","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53801547399468,"sku":"22283252394656673220","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53801547432236,"sku":"26838440373162092134","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53801547465004,"sku":"23079507365245795568","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801547497772,"sku":"49719712075226811112","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53801547530540,"sku":"40693354040460459353","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801547563308,"sku":"13792513866192240458","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53801547596076,"sku":"17700804792444279930","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801547628844,"sku":"12688912009228899799","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53801547661612,"sku":"60133302786335047850","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801547694380,"sku":"63972181366720531202","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53801547727148,"sku":"87389650078080402823","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801547759916,"sku":"77409680739828050498","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53801547792684,"sku":"26509116511231808292","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/16554749841812819305_2048.jpg?v=1787230014","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/i-think-i-have-enough-puppies-said-no-one-ever-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}