{"product_id":"i-am-the-problem-solver-shirt","title":"I Am The Problem Solver Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eI Am The Problem Solver is printed on the back of an oversized heavyweight tee — the kind people read from across the room and then ask you where you got it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny quote shirts with a quote that does the talking for you. Big back print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it with baggy jeans for brunch, girls night, a concert, or an errand run that turns into a whole outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny gift for her, for a best friend, or for a sister who would have said it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53804889276716,"sku":"18155287591580605170","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53804889309484,"sku":"25751562310825415109","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53804889342252,"sku":"18293732653586770618","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53804889375020,"sku":"49071407444269763253","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53804889407788,"sku":"12424905973205297414","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53804889440556,"sku":"10526781756904531421","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53804889473324,"sku":"73779729796659022128","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53804889506092,"sku":"26059791362120978942","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804889538860,"sku":"26485849627802830257","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53804889571628,"sku":"91801144567132009359","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804889604396,"sku":"26148398690271456453","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53804889637164,"sku":"10791249216619413090","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804889669932,"sku":"10508104957748643920","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53804889702700,"sku":"34929214838986669317","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804889735468,"sku":"17176454052643427547","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53804889768236,"sku":"41730657042521562727","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804889801004,"sku":"26108030678868676748","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53804889833772,"sku":"84471854280341435916","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/13766593237270324914_2048.jpg?v=1787303040","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/i-am-the-problem-solver-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}