{"product_id":"i-am-cool-but-i-cry-a-lot-shirt","title":"I Am Cool But I Cry A Lot Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eI Am Cool But I Cry A Lot is printed on the back of an oversized heavyweight tee — the kind people read from across the room and then ask you where you got it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny graphic tees with a quote that does the talking for you. Big back print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it with baggy jeans for brunch, girls night, a concert, or an errand run that turns into a whole outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny gift for her, for a best friend, or for a sister who would have said it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53801586131244,"sku":"15282298072567973375","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53801586164012,"sku":"51386015542442823476","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53801586196780,"sku":"33771410964468187866","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53801586229548,"sku":"58715350760699486438","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53801586262316,"sku":"42552848780722326547","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53801586295084,"sku":"36315632423525886221","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53801586327852,"sku":"15836673441198729878","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53801586360620,"sku":"33671261145531767383","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801586393388,"sku":"20233411797376833694","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53801586426156,"sku":"47893422828418361359","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801586458924,"sku":"62582182808355749530","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53801586491692,"sku":"21830359087506916341","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801586524460,"sku":"74951600841106271578","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53801586557228,"sku":"28267093263690690329","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801586589996,"sku":"31491752114231756157","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53801586622764,"sku":"20078442228965702860","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801586655532,"sku":"13531029224561530640","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53801586688300,"sku":"10863614313947957220","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/8317149896632892324_2048.jpg?v=1787230701","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/i-am-cool-but-i-cry-a-lot-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}