{"product_id":"hotter-than-the-candles-shirt","title":"Hotter Than The Candles Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eHotter Than The Candles is printed on the front of an oversized heavyweight tee — the one that makes the birthday obvious from across the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA birthday shirt for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big front print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the birthday dinner, the party, the birthday trip, or all month if that is the plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny birthday gift for her, for a best friend, or for the girl who plans her birthday a month ahead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53808853287212,"sku":"83662410564583780749","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53808853319980,"sku":"23023990311838478503","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53808853352748,"sku":"11022451933794003256","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53808853385516,"sku":"14797533630153894893","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53808853418284,"sku":"21220680929651434541","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53808853451052,"sku":"22146553837293606282","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53808853483820,"sku":"10597945223140057051","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53808853516588,"sku":"21591550724261298673","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53808853549356,"sku":"28665744607015860193","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53808853582124,"sku":"18137230106326446741","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53808853614892,"sku":"10725708937046282931","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53808853647660,"sku":"13148102851197221475","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53808853680428,"sku":"35999273290958979383","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53808853713196,"sku":"29600326498677811973","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53808853745964,"sku":"29967464252197545649","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53808853778732,"sku":"76085125544532379168","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53808853811500,"sku":"14863375116384460098","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53808853844268,"sku":"29361435190589477809","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/12457919025156742908_2048.jpg?v=1787392242","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/hotter-than-the-candles-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}