{"product_id":"hot-person-at-work-shirt","title":"Hot Person At Work Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eHot Person At Work is printed on the back of an oversized heavyweight tee — the kind people read from across the room and then ask you where you got it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny work shirts for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big back print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it with baggy jeans for brunch, girls night, a concert, or an errand run that turns into a whole outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny gift for her, for a best friend, or for a sister who would have said it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53804898812204,"sku":"78761953988120980226","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53804898844972,"sku":"14464548597028082662","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53804898877740,"sku":"30834502909671646174","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53804898910508,"sku":"17914360812886524099","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53804898943276,"sku":"97135412752883397267","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53804898976044,"sku":"87254584224266209057","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53804899008812,"sku":"29724192529971105893","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53804899041580,"sku":"27591598890425653670","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804899074348,"sku":"14913670131973254780","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53804899107116,"sku":"19444896909648872877","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804899139884,"sku":"18323514370497138114","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53804899172652,"sku":"28010904778749189409","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804899205420,"sku":"33973847154958769187","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53804899238188,"sku":"34118081962432455152","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804899270956,"sku":"24454072053107613091","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53804899303724,"sku":"16224206145502469688","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804899336492,"sku":"12104839651556311535","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53804899369260,"sku":"21578069181359166461","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/13827974783005731618_2048.jpg?v=1787407200","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/hot-person-at-work-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}