{"product_id":"hey-there-demons-its-me-ya-girl-shirt","title":"Hey There Demons, It's Me, Ya Girl Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eHey There Demons, It's Me, Ya Girl is printed on the front of the tee — the line people read before they say anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny halloween shirt for women with the joke in bold type that still reads across a dark room. Oversized heavyweight fit, available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for a Halloween party, a haunted house, the pumpkin patch, or a horror movie night on the sofa.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny Halloween gift for her, a gift for a best friend, or a stocking-filler for someone who starts spooky season in August.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the front, one design per tee — no clutter, nothing that turns into a smudge after three washes. It works as the whole costume, or under a jacket when the effort runs out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizing, so size up if you want the drop-shoulder look and stay true to size for a regular fit. More slogans in Funny Halloween Shirts for Women and Graphic Tees for Women — small drops, new designs added every season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53972631322924,"sku":"21948125177972869496","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53972631355692,"sku":"22782454998760049654","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53972631388460,"sku":"14815702280556155188","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53972631421228,"sku":"10218635979262698269","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53972631453996,"sku":"30241189497154722692","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53972631486764,"sku":"23460642323116781035","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53972631519532,"sku":"31922052488603603099","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53972631552300,"sku":"37725466517595401500","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972631585068,"sku":"30786209415726858355","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53972631617836,"sku":"14238934767341481052","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972631650604,"sku":"22470130346144675055","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53972631683372,"sku":"31129197609365538650","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972631716140,"sku":"12589694108870961334","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53972631748908,"sku":"30779093432134184214","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972631781676,"sku":"24308330175991051623","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53972631814444,"sku":"16029646717322222778","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972631847212,"sku":"10695655749073743411","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53972631879980,"sku":"99980708984209314817","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/1187467702357032275_2048.jpg?v=1787646217","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/hey-there-demons-its-me-ya-girl-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}