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More slogans in Funny Halloween Shirts for Women and Graphic Tees for Women — small drops, new designs added every season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53972727071020,"sku":"79955327202912940256","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53972727103788,"sku":"21580796329457670606","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53972727136556,"sku":"18750528559174892903","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53972727169324,"sku":"10907006780089100673","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53972727202092,"sku":"30967008091272109024","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53972727234860,"sku":"44212955621923950100","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53972727267628,"sku":"18813662952587250608","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53972727300396,"sku":"53689780601076660331","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972727333164,"sku":"34023820820035146710","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53972727365932,"sku":"95923849114107047945","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972727398700,"sku":"20552440813322954218","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53972727431468,"sku":"89876568263068798306","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972727464236,"sku":"18172043266188260776","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53972727497004,"sku":"14157179617102189955","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972727529772,"sku":"32725243661464908282","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53972727562540,"sku":"81922488235368437974","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972727595308,"sku":"31174217088367058799","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53972727628076,"sku":"20973229725576849967","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/11439568262783447104_2048.jpg?v=1787650237","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/hex-your-ex-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}