{"product_id":"ghosted-literally-shirt","title":"Ghosted (Literally) Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eGhosted (Literally) is printed on the front of an oversized heavyweight tee — the one that does the costume for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny halloween shirts for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big front print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the office Halloween party, a pumpkin patch run, a horror movie marathon, or trick-or-treat duty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny Halloween gift for her, for a best friend, or for the one who starts decorating in August.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53806676148524,"sku":"21288691023805171149","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53806676181292,"sku":"27467364757458856440","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53806676214060,"sku":"15828573846586343980","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53806676246828,"sku":"14374340737129392863","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53806676279596,"sku":"27755899442782329902","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53806676312364,"sku":"29633227608492511540","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53806676345132,"sku":"20980829245388491829","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53806676377900,"sku":"21675687904553631605","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806676410668,"sku":"20446161728261753762","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53806676443436,"sku":"15561988035262263542","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806676476204,"sku":"24709973650622784789","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53806676508972,"sku":"96397427595033935986","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806676541740,"sku":"29805085071804356426","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53806676574508,"sku":"30725196990410657842","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806676607276,"sku":"48146898633241580538","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53806676640044,"sku":"27350320275187307844","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806676672812,"sku":"53880479040099787524","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53806676705580,"sku":"18234524358286620677","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/2611294130378529701_2048.jpg?v=1787388884","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/ghosted-literally-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}