{"product_id":"ghosted-him-first-shirt","title":"Ghosted Him First. Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e“Ghosted Him First.” is printed on the front of the tee — the line people read before they say anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny halloween shirt for women with the joke in bold type that still reads across a dark room. Oversized heavyweight fit, available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for a Halloween party, a girls night, a single-in-October bar crawl, or the photo he will see.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny Halloween gift for her, a gift for a best friend fresh out of a situationship, or a sister who saw it coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the front, one design per tee — no clutter, nothing that turns into a smudge after three washes. It works as the whole costume, or under a jacket when the effort runs out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizing, so size up if you want the drop-shoulder look and stay true to size for a regular fit. More slogans in Funny Halloween Shirts for Women and Graphic Tees for Women — small drops, new designs added every season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53972715700524,"sku":"66855878074517954006","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53972715733292,"sku":"21420349575957643125","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53972715766060,"sku":"24406763946231747408","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53972715798828,"sku":"78406189533964150018","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53972715831596,"sku":"32158849274064634686","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53972715864364,"sku":"31137712754402434423","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53972715897132,"sku":"66789598364314390898","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53972715929900,"sku":"22124318968304190863","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972715962668,"sku":"30788479359641404654","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53972715995436,"sku":"12662251714615926144","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972716028204,"sku":"77518646268064790845","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53972716060972,"sku":"13265036976475148385","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972716093740,"sku":"19705715105732463308","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53972716126508,"sku":"28914100463650774572","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972716159276,"sku":"22605861672581318099","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53972716192044,"sku":"21893154149656384353","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972716224812,"sku":"12548593642851858735","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53972716257580,"sku":"24774797704602300111","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/11953062703194175188_2048.jpg?v=1787649519","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/ghosted-him-first-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}