{"product_id":"fun-fact-i-dont-care-shirt","title":"Fun Fact: I Don't Care Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFun Fact: I Don't Care is printed on the back of an oversized heavyweight tee — the kind people read from across the room and then ask you where you got it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny quote shirts with a quote that does the talking for you. Big back print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it with baggy jeans for brunch, girls night, a concert, or an errand run that turns into a whole outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny gift for her, for a best friend, or for a sister who would have said it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53801611919660,"sku":"10232549518861480060","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53801611952428,"sku":"32530666255149566607","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53801611985196,"sku":"40385152025720095913","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53801612017964,"sku":"16452649415755354419","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53801612050732,"sku":"29516524863434508097","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53801612083500,"sku":"98177410939806248187","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53801612116268,"sku":"15112669894622604640","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53801612149036,"sku":"32371449380239729534","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801612181804,"sku":"31188442794002596405","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53801612214572,"sku":"54313934847221935074","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801612247340,"sku":"17225407982466346575","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53801612280108,"sku":"75423473677086162202","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801612312876,"sku":"20332888917837061836","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53801612345644,"sku":"31626975742478157219","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801612378412,"sku":"12263295954174742247","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53801612411180,"sku":"10946991794171235285","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801612443948,"sku":"24484487348895130033","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53801612476716,"sku":"30252409455050073295","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/3267828916294688514_2048.jpg?v=1787231161","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/fun-fact-i-dont-care-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}