{"product_id":"fueled-by-cocoa-and-spite-shirt","title":"Fueled By Cocoa \u0026 Spite Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFueled By Cocoa \u0026amp; Spite is printed on the front of an oversized heavyweight tee — the one that survives the whole holiday season.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny christmas shirts for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big front print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the family dinner, the office party, Christmas morning photos, or a last-minute mall run.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny Christmas gift for her, a secret santa pick, or a stocking stuffer for a sister who earned it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53807014281516,"sku":"15305389522852142489","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53807014314284,"sku":"31192132672102346929","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53807014347052,"sku":"15504724592280801279","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53807014379820,"sku":"27896965675346942821","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53807014412588,"sku":"32322101624145554180","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53807014445356,"sku":"18219649213050294046","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53807014478124,"sku":"30696817866234921821","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53807014510892,"sku":"23315376773147799380","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53807014543660,"sku":"26493456348607348476","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53807014576428,"sku":"58823364830006853652","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53807014609196,"sku":"30414819642438731880","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53807014641964,"sku":"25635002941564670620","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53807014674732,"sku":"16433983625775405571","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53807014707500,"sku":"27342635389741310566","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53807014740268,"sku":"11080237522527483381","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53807014773036,"sku":"33853328605648945227","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53807014805804,"sku":"26815152222571203527","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53807014838572,"sku":"28514515039428068850","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/11572730591465416970_2048.jpg?v=1787390988","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/fueled-by-cocoa-and-spite-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}