{"product_id":"emotionally-haunted-shirt","title":"Emotionally Haunted Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eEmotionally Haunted is printed on the front of the tee — the line people read before they say anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny halloween shirt for women with the joke in bold type that still reads across a dark room. Oversized heavyweight fit, available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for a Halloween party, a girls night, a single-in-October bar crawl, or the photo he will see.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny Halloween gift for her, a gift for a best friend fresh out of a situationship, or a sister who saw it coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the front, one design per tee — no clutter, nothing that turns into a smudge after three washes. It works as the whole costume, or under a jacket when the effort runs out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizing, so size up if you want the drop-shoulder look and stay true to size for a regular fit. More slogans in Funny Halloween Shirts for Women and Graphic Tees for Women — small drops, new designs added every season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53972719403308,"sku":"51020714680423905615","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53972719436076,"sku":"29133080747400337257","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53972719468844,"sku":"16881014790298491115","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53972719501612,"sku":"17564775852021328364","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53972719534380,"sku":"30339721251041393779","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53972719567148,"sku":"30009574348878477749","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53972719599916,"sku":"66457749384693362124","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53972719632684,"sku":"20042552191697093417","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972719665452,"sku":"21896449684810735911","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53972719698220,"sku":"32110762401523125364","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972719730988,"sku":"22035987536979162513","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53972719763756,"sku":"14140043027598053620","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972719796524,"sku":"15514675874326079361","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53972719829292,"sku":"22406010353176152895","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972719862060,"sku":"11851079071238744270","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53972719894828,"sku":"21828988844987811277","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972719927596,"sku":"22177316370946030446","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53972719960364,"sku":"21729521393831585800","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/11851556492390415633_2048.jpg?v=1787649802","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/emotionally-haunted-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}