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Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53801491923244,"sku":"92519212028165363977","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53801491956012,"sku":"11021017416358842205","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53801491988780,"sku":"13952449997653158163","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53801492021548,"sku":"29477618458475580204","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53801492054316,"sku":"34586872600623503295","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53801492087084,"sku":"21837746714820787020","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53801492119852,"sku":"30636227574049628905","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53801492152620,"sku":"30531117174654206388","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801492185388,"sku":"62073798610699020026","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53801492218156,"sku":"29350833478549069244","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801492250924,"sku":"21567843717620542444","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53801492283692,"sku":"21480876702370907233","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801492316460,"sku":"17380120998244870453","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53801492349228,"sku":"10933865783035664077","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801492381996,"sku":"11346013472876188168","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53801492414764,"sku":"81328274651597479201","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801492447532,"sku":"23691794570276522639","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53801492480300,"sku":"15498302943545218371","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/7396722202888706187_2048.jpg?v=1787229051","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/didnt-mean-to-make-it-weird-but-here-we-are-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}