{"product_id":"delete-the-drama-shirt","title":"Delete The Drama Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eDelete The Drama is printed on the back of an oversized heavyweight tee — the kind people read from across the room and then ask you where you got it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGraphic tees for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big back print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it with baggy jeans for brunch, girls night, a concert, or an errand run that turns into a whole outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny gift for her, for a best friend, or for a sister who would have said it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53804881707308,"sku":"73516728555467519930","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53804881740076,"sku":"21867843787445424116","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53804881772844,"sku":"32990318612931740486","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53804881805612,"sku":"51721147517826538903","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53804881838380,"sku":"75260357672302688577","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53804881871148,"sku":"14340102126410643284","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53804881903916,"sku":"26536616575901859464","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53804881936684,"sku":"16437636789145189340","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804881969452,"sku":"33635769448512072540","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53804882002220,"sku":"28291073058004991162","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804882034988,"sku":"24881844278047322537","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53804882067756,"sku":"24396693725092870242","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804882100524,"sku":"33756230178085579227","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53804882133292,"sku":"74144284066599282390","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804882166060,"sku":"49500353761108450128","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53804882198828,"sku":"73299677457112005836","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53804882231596,"sku":"40141168434826799287","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53804882264364,"sku":"20890565155284637889","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/12473824500848801914_2048.jpg?v=1787302784","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/delete-the-drama-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}