{"product_id":"dear-santa-define-good-shirt","title":"Dear Santa, Define Good Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eDear Santa, Define Good is printed on the front of an oversized heavyweight tee — the one that survives the whole holiday season.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA funny christmas shirt for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big front print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the family dinner, the office party, Christmas morning photos, or a last-minute mall run.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny Christmas gift for her, a secret santa pick, or a stocking stuffer for a sister who earned it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53806827307308,"sku":"93442364299525027183","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53806827340076,"sku":"11023888250293287357","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53806827372844,"sku":"13816412764540069441","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53806827405612,"sku":"63697853067739235938","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53806827438380,"sku":"17039276039262512398","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53806827471148,"sku":"25584725634478928905","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53806827503916,"sku":"87806078360710067950","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53806827536684,"sku":"32931806163909251130","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806827569452,"sku":"11264831845198838917","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53806827602220,"sku":"72362012672550476045","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806827634988,"sku":"10959659247532428385","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53806827667756,"sku":"73641783279971680023","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806827700524,"sku":"17184220414874377640","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53806827733292,"sku":"30929737241977607351","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806827766060,"sku":"45269067182630265247","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53806827798828,"sku":"12401284136936802690","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806827831596,"sku":"22600644614800578827","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53806827864364,"sku":"14165175599013791482","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/7765463247471879697_2048.jpg?v=1787390881","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/dear-santa-define-good-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}