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Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53801432416556,"sku":"30465499342433406717","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53801432449324,"sku":"15095422648156362036","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53801432482092,"sku":"26616731727241138307","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53801432514860,"sku":"24321156911583484155","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53801432547628,"sku":"78726785879424362924","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53801432580396,"sku":"21505463736619846042","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53801432613164,"sku":"30689847205265724697","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53801432645932,"sku":"27264780990264497090","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801432678700,"sku":"98258984147475809493","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53801432711468,"sku":"15274658742872615468","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801432744236,"sku":"16262932853979867873","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53801432777004,"sku":"31146305202465337153","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801432809772,"sku":"85448719711905888740","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53801432842540,"sku":"29224591889620980653","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801432875308,"sku":"10361490025218502854","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53801432908076,"sku":"14754882664282836013","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801432940844,"sku":"32382081518036241797","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53801432973612,"sku":"24786594035766102602","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/12057973275704337513_2048.jpg?v=1787228410","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/dear-karma-i-have-a-list-of-people-you-missed-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}