{"product_id":"dad-scolds-me-but-im-his-female-version-shirt","title":"Dad Scolds Me But I'm His Female Version Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eDad Scolds Me But I'm His Female Version is printed on the back of an oversized heavyweight tee — the kind people read from across the room and then ask you where you got it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA funny t shirt for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big back print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it with baggy jeans for brunch, girls night, a concert, or an errand run that turns into a whole outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny gift for her, for a best friend, or for a sister who would have said it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53801554116908,"sku":"28881258052578598535","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53801554149676,"sku":"17671946125874084287","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53801554182444,"sku":"94536379330822692018","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53801554215212,"sku":"24431471949127778654","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53801554247980,"sku":"11180179833738390788","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53801554280748,"sku":"11328290456794299226","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53801554313516,"sku":"20332502774092086753","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53801554346284,"sku":"35308652482520474046","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801554379052,"sku":"40055516345568606754","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53801554411820,"sku":"23587572224187056233","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801554444588,"sku":"25153670928094665652","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53801554477356,"sku":"43367138036064207910","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801554510124,"sku":"21779010662782114135","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53801554542892,"sku":"26071383592647517260","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801554575660,"sku":"68154612006865924177","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53801554608428,"sku":"30669189297710976991","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801554641196,"sku":"16897007284445896497","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53801554673964,"sku":"15997745475357119338","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/14006771063081080573_2048.jpg?v=1787230203","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/dad-scolds-me-but-im-his-female-version-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}