{"product_id":"creep-it-real-shirt","title":"Creep It Real Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eCreep It Real is printed on the front of the tee — the line people read before they say anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny halloween shirt for women with the joke in bold type that still reads across a dark room. Oversized heavyweight fit, available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for a Halloween party, a haunted house, the pumpkin patch, or a horror movie night on the sofa.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny Halloween gift for her, a gift for a best friend, or a stocking-filler for someone who starts spooky season in August.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the front, one design per tee — no clutter, nothing that turns into a smudge after three washes. It works as the whole costume, or under a jacket when the effort runs out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizing, so size up if you want the drop-shoulder look and stay true to size for a regular fit. More slogans in Funny Halloween Shirts for Women and Graphic Tees for Women — small drops, new designs added every season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53972620247340,"sku":"69028802745661377888","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53972620280108,"sku":"89418528011929943174","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53972620312876,"sku":"31081162187457898283","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53972620345644,"sku":"18231251569163396508","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53972620378412,"sku":"30029275690769464467","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53972620411180,"sku":"18523867102308746974","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53972620443948,"sku":"10064126222371117166","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53972620476716,"sku":"23088248120015400287","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972620509484,"sku":"15734057928898736798","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53972620542252,"sku":"19207926880642501786","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972620575020,"sku":"44120374484779959868","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53972620607788,"sku":"63624968725454052332","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972620640556,"sku":"84233320175275034734","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53972620673324,"sku":"11035712162989715148","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972620706092,"sku":"22765137918567266660","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53972620738860,"sku":"10685035248177223379","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972620771628,"sku":"21218852938815877289","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53972620804396,"sku":"26775610296690288937","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/13691670727168309663_2048.jpg?v=1787644864","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/creep-it-real-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}