{"product_id":"clean-girl-messy-dating-life-shirt","title":"Clean Girl, Messy Dating Life Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eClean Girl, Messy Dating Life is printed on the back of an oversized heavyweight tee — the kind people read from across the room and then ask you where you got it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTrendy graphic tees for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big back print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it with baggy jeans for brunch, girls night, a concert, or an errand run that turns into a whole outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny gift for her, for a best friend, or for a sister who would have said it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53801602416940,"sku":"14246080150866077686","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53801602449708,"sku":"47933599593668507863","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53801602482476,"sku":"24424656445048684104","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53801602515244,"sku":"19703163331321206585","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53801602548012,"sku":"16554397738653341846","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53801602580780,"sku":"94690343909263319208","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53801602613548,"sku":"15342224685555916288","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53801602646316,"sku":"13780402583939048583","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801602679084,"sku":"28277747591196745263","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53801602711852,"sku":"36548291458846533295","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801602744620,"sku":"28383375773306609429","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53801602777388,"sku":"48083895902629762255","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801602810156,"sku":"27165541271073738596","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53801602842924,"sku":"24189750463306225086","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801602875692,"sku":"31300273365853996467","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53801602908460,"sku":"23017607444599840208","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801602941228,"sku":"29008164137740875489","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53801602973996,"sku":"17167705933817163650","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/1974693134575916077_2048.jpg?v=1787230990","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/clean-girl-messy-dating-life-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}