{"product_id":"christmas-queen-self-crowned-shirt","title":"Christmas Queen (Self-Crowned) Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eChristmas Queen (Self-Crowned) is printed on the front of an oversized heavyweight tee — the one that survives the whole holiday season.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA funny christmas shirt for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big front print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the family dinner, the office party, Christmas morning photos, or a last-minute mall run.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny Christmas gift for her, a secret santa pick, or a stocking stuffer for a sister who earned it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53807601582380,"sku":"31526104432923314398","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53807601615148,"sku":"23205653859275003928","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53807601647916,"sku":"32935458799694171449","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53807601680684,"sku":"28429506063915847383","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53807601713452,"sku":"24036301779341011827","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53807601746220,"sku":"24310800783231347247","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53807601778988,"sku":"31194630908067189210","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53807601811756,"sku":"16464743579272585503","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53807601844524,"sku":"28364721873152717702","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53807601877292,"sku":"18249128617423223354","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53807601910060,"sku":"29080005810645840959","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53807601942828,"sku":"69417153072897098032","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53807601975596,"sku":"32688291760932127851","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53807602008364,"sku":"27466225918693009575","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53807602041132,"sku":"29873945967096736542","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53807602073900,"sku":"20535844971250167720","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53807602106668,"sku":"13692681523109485813","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53807602139436,"sku":"89274006321392476589","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/16050564397879710180_2048.jpg?v=1787391392","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/christmas-queen-self-crowned-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}