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Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53806758527276,"sku":"33499604449553178940","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53806758560044,"sku":"17729157858508549801","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53806758592812,"sku":"27232056683446111493","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53806758625580,"sku":"32375722737702483095","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53806758658348,"sku":"29552152107256439901","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53806758691116,"sku":"96971012527568323910","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53806758723884,"sku":"14714568017617013062","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53806758756652,"sku":"13300666339369412477","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806758789420,"sku":"24592395501302019065","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53806758822188,"sku":"11161580310636878213","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806758854956,"sku":"16822320821760384929","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53806758887724,"sku":"16732600082383746337","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806758920492,"sku":"16450878445112105057","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53806758953260,"sku":"30036495456337549531","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806758986028,"sku":"45532093887305407132","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53806759018796,"sku":"17614732429516708137","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806759051564,"sku":"88946263064423172567","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53806759084332,"sku":"31258984540261016077","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/17105516282327779042_2048.jpg?v=1787390612","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/christmas-isnt-cancelled-i-checked-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}