{"product_id":"candy-tax-collector-shirt","title":"Candy Tax Collector Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eCandy Tax Collector is printed on the front of the tee — the line people read before they say anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny halloween shirt for women with the joke in bold type that still reads across a dark room. Oversized heavyweight fit, available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for trick-or-treat night, the school Halloween run, a class party, or the walk home with the bucket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny Halloween gift for a mom, a gift for a best friend with kids, or the parent on candy duty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the front, one design per tee — no clutter, nothing that turns into a smudge after three washes. It works as the whole costume, or under a jacket when the effort runs out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizing, so size up if you want the drop-shoulder look and stay true to size for a regular fit. More slogans in Funny Halloween Shirts for Women and Graphic Tees for Women — small drops, new designs added every season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53972674904364,"sku":"13306567858247292645","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53972674937132,"sku":"77612439677777984450","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53972674969900,"sku":"33255866875504466813","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53972675002668,"sku":"31753909675557625785","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53972675035436,"sku":"14083998636324161085","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53972675068204,"sku":"16210041920881273085","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53972675100972,"sku":"69769790274118133767","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53972675133740,"sku":"22420037200598852867","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972675166508,"sku":"72401692607511381302","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53972675199276,"sku":"24946575036225201459","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972675232044,"sku":"15732250845820187326","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53972675264812,"sku":"16615722054943759355","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972675297580,"sku":"14118525592472414412","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53972675330348,"sku":"39174513897970412103","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972675363116,"sku":"10011720007901572107","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53972675395884,"sku":"32877227343817760324","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972675428652,"sku":"68484887447564176372","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53972675461420,"sku":"20287403525040951512","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/15967950322242649515_2048.jpg?v=1787647270","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/candy-tax-collector-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}