{"product_id":"born-to-slay-forced-to-work-shirt","title":"Born To Slay Forced To Work Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eBorn To Slay Forced To Work is printed on the back of an oversized heavyweight tee — the kind people read from across the room and then ask you where you got it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny work shirts for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big back print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it with baggy jeans for brunch, girls night, a concert, or an errand run that turns into a whole outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny gift for her, for a best friend, or for a sister who would have said it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53801569747244,"sku":"60637545798539634599","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53801569780012,"sku":"18194938853554054205","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53801569812780,"sku":"92060282975976459759","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53801569845548,"sku":"18094043456818622050","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53801569878316,"sku":"22229125959033364057","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53801569911084,"sku":"33691183757445914568","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53801569943852,"sku":"82258402042296772181","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53801569976620,"sku":"64898357652345121434","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801570009388,"sku":"22286852908915832955","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53801570042156,"sku":"78845896719698658073","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801570074924,"sku":"46674394370586457605","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53801570107692,"sku":"14027529703301747958","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801570140460,"sku":"26748374328354879678","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53801570173228,"sku":"19365711338661253605","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801570205996,"sku":"27908305257218799088","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53801570238764,"sku":"31186814810660182872","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801570271532,"sku":"24559243489369268318","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53801570304300,"sku":"16636725247546130070","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/14994512268876181898_2048.jpg?v=1787230451","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/born-to-slay-forced-to-work-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}