{"product_id":"boo-bitch-shirt","title":"Boo, Bitch Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eBoo, Bitch is printed on the front of an oversized heavyweight tee — the one that does the costume for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny halloween shirts for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big front print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the office Halloween party, a pumpkin patch run, a horror movie marathon, or trick-or-treat duty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny Halloween gift for her, for a best friend, or for the one who starts decorating in August.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53806719533356,"sku":"15431901861839286236","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53806719566124,"sku":"16994820393826785907","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53806719598892,"sku":"34244904412842916069","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53806719631660,"sku":"97314883696500960121","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53806719664428,"sku":"20510272682227085897","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53806719697196,"sku":"18560668922604246940","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53806719729964,"sku":"20152217405819820593","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53806719762732,"sku":"42523072680542728721","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806719795500,"sku":"24863405670045463843","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53806719828268,"sku":"12402651092380314929","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806719861036,"sku":"19107076970866537292","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53806719893804,"sku":"15749119766453873950","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806719926572,"sku":"20820550720213676047","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53806719959340,"sku":"71856810904301596071","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806719992108,"sku":"53438260265554252282","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53806720024876,"sku":"18199952884510126986","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53806720057644,"sku":"30576111364145573917","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53806720090412,"sku":"33945155487388672351","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/17437703505911447838_2048.jpg?v=1787389930","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/boo-bitch-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}