{"product_id":"bone-appetit-shirt","title":"Bone Appetit Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eBone Appetit is printed on the front of the tee — the line people read before they say anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny halloween shirt for women with the joke in bold type that still reads across a dark room. Oversized heavyweight fit, available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it for a Halloween party, a haunted house, the pumpkin patch, or a horror movie night on the sofa.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny Halloween gift for her, a gift for a best friend, or a stocking-filler for someone who starts spooky season in August.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the front, one design per tee — no clutter, nothing that turns into a smudge after three washes. It works as the whole costume, or under a jacket when the effort runs out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizing, so size up if you want the drop-shoulder look and stay true to size for a regular fit. More slogans in Funny Halloween Shirts for Women and Graphic Tees for Women — small drops, new designs added every season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53972708196652,"sku":"31293716182612411005","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53972708229420,"sku":"45550746918811329801","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53972708262188,"sku":"25603057301930121519","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53972708294956,"sku":"20079200528788719548","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53972708327724,"sku":"41586377895935122612","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53972708360492,"sku":"15244673200253272927","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53972708393260,"sku":"70478145523804817411","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53972708426028,"sku":"20546196971958057268","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972708458796,"sku":"18402925240178261331","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53972708491564,"sku":"26374614790837887355","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972708524332,"sku":"24646052074423472968","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53972708557100,"sku":"23464494985309949845","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972708589868,"sku":"20328841386824495201","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53972708622636,"sku":"10152444574713923185","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972708655404,"sku":"11243250546175278075","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53972708688172,"sku":"25577767381327977951","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972708720940,"sku":"90231288877610794304","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53972708753708,"sku":"55396884185108621428","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/9531374840098010554_2048.jpg?v=1787649090","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/bone-appetit-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}