{"product_id":"birthday-girl-warning-unfiltered-shirt","title":"Birthday Girl Warning Unfiltered Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eBirthday Girl Warning Unfiltered is printed on the front of an oversized heavyweight tee — the one that makes the birthday obvious from across the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBirthday shirts for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big front print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the birthday dinner, the party, the birthday trip, or all month if that is the plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny birthday gift for her, for a best friend, or for the girl who plans her birthday a month ahead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53808531800364,"sku":"91566304575367104811","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53808531833132,"sku":"10002496767181448280","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53808531865900,"sku":"14310136765365245559","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53808531898668,"sku":"29714543416593956965","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53808531931436,"sku":"98702132340944277461","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53808531964204,"sku":"56613903702115843813","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53808531996972,"sku":"17913996415926142540","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53808532029740,"sku":"27179502224864053333","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53808532062508,"sku":"42463733889399579994","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53808532095276,"sku":"17793515461609639215","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53808532128044,"sku":"30002850824573511220","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53808532160812,"sku":"75390184428424930430","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53808532193580,"sku":"25444398412863001664","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53808532226348,"sku":"95434460881051646056","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53808532259116,"sku":"10356524316959553450","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53808532291884,"sku":"25703840104055041619","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53808532324652,"sku":"13851228322604372680","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53808532357420,"sku":"13101694468038291804","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/17182593332330972354_2048.jpg?v=1787392026","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/birthday-girl-warning-unfiltered-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}