{"product_id":"birthday-girl-handle-with-care-shirt","title":"Birthday Girl Handle With Care Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eBirthday Girl Handle With Care is printed on the front of an oversized heavyweight tee — the one that makes the birthday obvious from across the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBirthday shirts for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big front print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the birthday dinner, the party, the birthday trip, or all month if that is the plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny birthday gift for her, for a best friend, or for the girl who plans her birthday a month ahead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53809173987628,"sku":"27086585310981514070","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53809174020396,"sku":"20900161347243910697","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53809174053164,"sku":"31126025981281311917","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53809174085932,"sku":"12508364503538022759","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53809174118700,"sku":"88732422610771690406","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53809174151468,"sku":"15246022458431794118","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53809174184236,"sku":"20607771955779541254","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53809174217004,"sku":"24803097005447863328","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53809174249772,"sku":"30947686733268842826","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53809174282540,"sku":"30306981134355548468","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53809174315308,"sku":"62706228404473946773","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53809174348076,"sku":"20981709513431888963","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53809174380844,"sku":"80344189253901082228","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53809174413612,"sku":"27553268476566887843","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53809174446380,"sku":"15267045364243535543","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53809174479148,"sku":"34885211675280138253","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53809174511916,"sku":"11311782907565415400","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53809174544684,"sku":"10723446447324332913","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/10086132180083437951_2048.jpg?v=1787392438","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/birthday-girl-handle-with-care-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}