{"product_id":"birthday-girl-behavior-shirt","title":"Birthday Girl Behavior Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eBirthday Girl Behavior is printed on the front of an oversized heavyweight tee — the one that makes the birthday obvious from across the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBirthday shirts for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big front print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the birthday dinner, the party, the birthday trip, or all month if that is the plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny birthday gift for her, for a best friend, or for the girl who plans her birthday a month ahead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53807920513324,"sku":"21864582808804436808","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53807920546092,"sku":"53907601280224295423","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53807920578860,"sku":"27134176858512824312","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53807920611628,"sku":"27868252444290100002","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53807920644396,"sku":"19420158524756435893","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53807920677164,"sku":"44353507098353709322","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53807920709932,"sku":"16570491742170190832","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53807920742700,"sku":"11505157035574906037","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53807920775468,"sku":"32639955960368213741","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53807920808236,"sku":"17242540052726296591","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53807920841004,"sku":"89381952971937345849","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53807920873772,"sku":"30268214481989250038","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53807920906540,"sku":"23149100998877054121","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53807920939308,"sku":"15418902468609783171","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53807920972076,"sku":"27547282312311398536","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53807921004844,"sku":"31980754945175486035","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53807921037612,"sku":"26644915076558728344","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53807921070380,"sku":"71935759222708686778","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/16899309129507684918_2048.jpg?v=1787391589","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/birthday-girl-behavior-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}