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Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53801499427116,"sku":"31309103155582335365","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53801499459884,"sku":"18186787268393463663","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53801499492652,"sku":"13998554669988493394","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53801499525420,"sku":"58920680522629906486","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53801499558188,"sku":"28994599530842256489","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53801499590956,"sku":"18117845400660282957","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53801499623724,"sku":"24936207443161775559","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53801499656492,"sku":"52225502285688403994","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801499689260,"sku":"31833574170252011485","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53801499722028,"sku":"20682728428297598669","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801499754796,"sku":"88544591913954874950","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53801499787564,"sku":"13539295965019936094","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801499820332,"sku":"33242374442807993050","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53801499853100,"sku":"32720844821829063402","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801499885868,"sku":"25374072087503866017","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53801499918636,"sku":"18978791572096987855","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801499951404,"sku":"23621910979833455113","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53801499984172,"sku":"34008629587944953858","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/2162102196247406415_2048.jpg?v=1787229186","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/being-sexy-is-a-nasty-job-but-someone-has-to-do-it-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}