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Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53801561424172,"sku":"12102437955162864381","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53801561456940,"sku":"23232434023850254414","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53801561489708,"sku":"28454490938831029057","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53801561522476,"sku":"14089872258956596723","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53801561555244,"sku":"91883573889630893432","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53801561588012,"sku":"26772312977898711108","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53801561620780,"sku":"19263921777519181352","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53801561653548,"sku":"29700833545911185803","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801561686316,"sku":"27611168934041203388","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53801561719084,"sku":"13793738574760390999","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801561751852,"sku":"21687318267093938414","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53801561784620,"sku":"18765959894489561935","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801561817388,"sku":"27466465993233179622","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53801561850156,"sku":"15613125346642905607","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801561882924,"sku":"16065050490982388116","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53801561915692,"sku":"18819099097995957483","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801561948460,"sku":"35860227417035439029","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53801561981228,"sku":"23495348621602909800","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/7108572947359628003_2048.jpg?v=1787230354","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/being-a-hater-keeps-me-young-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}