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Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53801483698476,"sku":"72924561847411820593","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53801483731244,"sku":"10807555181284095365","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53801483764012,"sku":"17650234608309169101","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53801483796780,"sku":"13099149511995977677","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53801483829548,"sku":"18579477463713002007","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53801483862316,"sku":"29004423496657077899","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53801483895084,"sku":"22792967266269034044","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53801483927852,"sku":"17346986816185029685","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801483960620,"sku":"61258661141092513497","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53801483993388,"sku":"27707822826507607572","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801484026156,"sku":"75951618344808237752","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53801484058924,"sku":"17623073347391488570","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801484091692,"sku":"31770494237861522586","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53801484124460,"sku":"31312716887933571938","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801484157228,"sku":"21386659100932858015","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53801484189996,"sku":"15900643176963793548","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53801484222764,"sku":"22308261775205316093","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53801484255532,"sku":"11624452369162134881","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/1716918224957732334_2048.jpg?v=1787228937","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/be-careful-im-not-sure-which-me-i-am-today-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}