{"product_id":"all-jingled-out-shirt","title":"All Jingled Out Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eAll Jingled Out is printed on the front of an oversized heavyweight tee — the one that survives the whole holiday season.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA christmas shirt for women with a quote that does the talking for you. Big front print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the family dinner, the office party, Christmas morning photos, or a last-minute mall run.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny Christmas gift for her, a secret santa pick, or a stocking stuffer for a sister who earned it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53807211544876,"sku":"22135660443452335087","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53807211577644,"sku":"69857081776851879984","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53807211610412,"sku":"39344450713840840799","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53807211643180,"sku":"67370057598477418054","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53807211675948,"sku":"33098101606340794026","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53807211708716,"sku":"23362291026012746832","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53807211741484,"sku":"15883979166297418880","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53807211774252,"sku":"23838356256147423325","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53807211807020,"sku":"19793651385342664897","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53807211839788,"sku":"31091571640096936802","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53807211872556,"sku":"70490415446810718578","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53807211905324,"sku":"19069670278090453739","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53807211938092,"sku":"12520589998694860722","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53807211970860,"sku":"28840840140550880326","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53807212003628,"sku":"77362079917661185175","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53807212036396,"sku":"72955576289397899860","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53807212069164,"sku":"14301139723069333868","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53807212101932,"sku":"88566163854107281939","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/5916806333867941029_2048.jpg?v=1787391123","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/all-jingled-out-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}