{"product_id":"aged-to-perfection-still-petty-shirt","title":"Aged To Perfection Still Petty Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eAged To Perfection Still Petty is printed on the front of an oversized heavyweight tee — the one that makes the birthday obvious from across the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA funny birthday shirt for her with a quote that does the talking for you. Big front print, clean type, no busy graphics. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the birthday dinner, the party, the birthday trip, or all month if that is the plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny birthday gift for her, for a best friend, or for the girl who plans her birthday a month ahead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit note: oversized and relaxed — size down for a closer fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. Made from lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this crew-neck shirt sits neatly at the shoulders and drapes comfortably for everyday wear. The front bears a small, candid line in warm, muted red: \"I CAN'T FLIRT (I'M AFRAID OF WOMEN)\", while the back carries a bolder follow-up: \"MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.\" Those lines land like a wink—self-aware, awkwardly charming, and honest. Built with side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape, a ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee balances thoughtful construction with deadpan personality. Sustainably produced materials and REACH compliance add a considerate finish to a shirt that makes social humor wearable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for a neat, classic look\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on provider; tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured with provenance from Honduras and Bella+Canvas quality standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53808408494380,"sku":"10348729114336509550","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":53808408527148,"sku":"18665018773508630500","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53808408559916,"sku":"45298044891318353164","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53808408592684,"sku":"23562190715209826203","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53808408625452,"sku":"25494819747564133630","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53808408658220,"sku":"20295229108756726646","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53808408690988,"sku":"33445050568314325449","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53808408723756,"sku":"73459631096080443668","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53808408756524,"sku":"16649008873069364228","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53808408789292,"sku":"18787173277778423986","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53808408822060,"sku":"23816632480612435245","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53808408854828,"sku":"74951158200734264375","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53808408887596,"sku":"90374357519275051256","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53808408920364,"sku":"26894600649098830670","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53808408953132,"sku":"33145373430071369517","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":53808408985900,"sku":"16498173413909487993","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53808409018668,"sku":"17499839568953934312","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":53808409051436,"sku":"27068816787867149687","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0976\/6600\/7340\/files\/15655772631489255877_2048.jpg?v=1787391924","url":"https:\/\/teelay.com\/products\/aged-to-perfection-still-petty-shirt","provider":"Teelay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}